Oh, jason stackhouse. I love you.
This is my life now.
Caitlin: I'm drinking wine by myself, watching the real housewives and considering taking a bubble bath and going to bed early. When did I turn into a 40 year old divorced mother of two?
Chrissy: When I left? Haha. We'll go drinking and search for a potential 2nd husband for you when I get back.
Caitlin: Good. The kids need a strong male role model.
Chrissy: I really think we'll find someone like that at McGreevy's. No worries, You'll be remarried in no time!
Caitlin: Sweet! You can be my maid of honor and give a sloppy, embarrassing toast at the wedding.
Chrissy: Already writing it.
“I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.”
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— J. Steinbeck Essentially, this quote sums up my life. (via whiskeymonologues) |
Buzz: Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?
Liz: Yes… please!Buzz: I own you!
Liz: You dumb moon!
Buzz: I walked on your face!
Liz: Don’t you know it’s day!? Idiot!
