June 2010
4 posts
gifparty:
Oh, jason stackhouse. I love you.
This is my life now.
Caitlin: I'm drinking wine by myself, watching the real housewives and considering taking a bubble bath and going to bed early. When did I turn into a 40 year old divorced mother of two?
Chrissy: When I left? Haha. We'll go drinking and search for a potential 2nd husband for you when I get back.
Caitlin: Good. The kids need a strong male role model.
Chrissy: I really think we'll find someone like that at McGreevy's. No worries, You'll be remarried in no time!
Caitlin: Sweet! You can be my maid of honor and give a sloppy, embarrassing toast at the wedding.
Chrissy: Already writing it.
May 2010
13 posts
fuckyeahparksandrec:
“ “I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all,...”
– — J. Steinbeck
Essentially, this quote sums up my life.
(via whiskeymonologues)
Watchfuckyeahalwayssunny:
tylercoates:
Sweet Dee can never catch a break!
bhahahahahahaha
gifparty:
Even like this, Daniel Desario is still hot
Do you ever have one of those moments where a breeze comes along and the way the air smells, the way the sun is hanging over the trees and buildings instantly reminds you of some other moment? Some inconsequential spring afternoon when you were nine and all you cared about was whether or not your mother would let you have a popsicle and play with the neighbors before doing your homework....
“Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep...”
– One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Ken Kesey (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
April 2010
14 posts
“How adept we were at fumbling, how perfectly mistimed our timing, how utterly we...”
– Stuart Dybek
“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.”
– Henry David Thoreau
“He was like someone sleeping who woke suddenly and found the world…all the...”
– My Cousin Rachel, Daphne du Maurier (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Well, that was creepy
I’m at my internship, and I walked past the desk of another intern. I noticed he was reading some sort of article in his internet browser, and I did a double take when I realized that he was reading something I wrote. It was published over the summer in some completely irrelevant online literary magazine. The only way he could have found it was if he googled my name. When I realized what he...
Dave Devries' The Monster Engine - A Journey Into... →
This is some crazy shit
Oh Hey, So this is my life now
I made a tumblr. This is mostly Chrissy’s fault. Lets see how this works out